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Thursday, May 6, 2010

marketing challenges

ISDA, the business association tasked with defending the usefulness of useless synthetic collateralized debt obligations that destroyed the solar system, thinks the time is ripe for a whole new kind of derivative: sharia-compliant ones.

Haha, everyone hates derivatives enough already without the word "Muslim" attached. Good luck with that. But for those who have longed to make leveraged bets on how many times some trilobite on Saudi TV says "death to Israel", your wait will soon be over.

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