Haha, Ben Bernanke, the new "I didn't do it" boy. Pretty much everyone with any responsibility for the financial crisis this year has at least pretended to be contrite. But he gaveth a speech at the American Economic Association that blamed poor financial regulation rather than low interest rates. And he's probably correct, according to blogs.
December was the first month since ever that the US suffered zero combat fatalities in Iraq. Knock on wood times a million.
Iranian opposition leader Mir-Hossein Moussavi is all like "you know what, go ahead and kill me, you fucks."
Kraft is just so intent on violating the Cadbury bunny.
A TERROR SUMMIT was called by western governments over what to do about Yemen. How bout not bombing the shit out of it? Let's try that once, just to say we did. Separately the US and UK embassies closed for a few hours after unspecified terror threats that may or may not have involved underpants.
Walmart summarily executed the low-price smiley face queer. He wasn't a "team player".
Lobsters 1, Canada O.
And Pope Nazius the Whateverth engaged in a little youthful indiscretion during his New Year's address. Unlike most of us who were able to experiment with controlled substances in our youth (Jergins), Pope experimented with German artillery pieces.