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Friday, February 20, 2009

FT front page roundup: Partially Unsure Destruction Edition

According to an IAEA report, Iran's nuclear holocaust deniers have reached "breakout capacity" for producing a nuclear weapon within months, if they feel like it or whatever. This is said to cross Israel's "red line" for unacceptable behavior, as opposed to its "green line", which it has no problem crossing. Finally, the specter of terminal nuclear war in the Middle East to distract us from the tedious drudgery of worldwide financial collapse.

The US is suing UBS for allegedly helping 52,000 American heroes hide their money from Tim Geithner's Soviet tax monster. UBS just settled in a separate case with the US for $780m and turned over the information of 250 clients. According to math, we can expect them to settle this for $162 billion.

Mountie-hugger Barack Obama fled to Canada and had the temerity to point out that it was the only country ever not to have to bail out any of its banks, eh? Traitor.

Idiot investors in idiot banks finally decided to start pulling all their money out after it became clear Obama and his Canadian Central Planning Commission were about to go all 5-year-plan on their ass.

And below, two Chechen brothers and a third man charged with assisting in the murder of Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya were acquitted. A third brother, thought to be the trigger man, is still at large, leaving them one short of a Monkees reunion.


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