Legions of libtards flooded into Washington to see the inauguration of Barack Obama, who will almost certainly be America's worst black president ever.
Shares in Royal Bank of Scotland fell nearly 70% in a single day, as the goverment tries to avoid nationalization, which it wont.
Fiat is hammering out a deal to save Chrysler, which will survive thanks to an infusion of the stellar, streamlined corporate management that Italy is known for.
Standard & Poor's downgraded Spain, which now really, really misses its pesetas.
IBM is also facing anti-trust suits in Europe, which is um, yea really, dont care.