Pfff, whatever, dude. It's not like we overthrew your government or anything. Or
Why don't YOU apologize for returning all our hostages alive and having a ridiculous-sounding name, and then we'll get Procter and Gamble to ease up on the sanctions so you can take a Mach-3 to that thing on your face. And if you're really nice, we'll get Oliver North to bring you some missiles again. Whatever you want.
America, fuck yeah.