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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Parallel universes

Known Senator Bob Corker (R-TN) demands to know when President Bush will stop letting unions, um, run the White House! Okay, um, what?
"The Bush administration has a historic opportunity over the next few days..." "The president has to decide: is he still running the White House or is the United Auto Workers?"
We've of course all been wondering the same, and finally someone with the stature of Mr. Corker has been bold enough to say it. When will Bush stop kowtowing to communosocioredistributizationalist unions, like he always does, because he's a pussy.

Everyone looks forward to hearing Mr. Corker's opinions on executive compensation structures, specifically the idea of bonus clawbacks, where not only will you not get a bonus for losing money, but you'll lose money from the previous bonus, because hey it turns out you didn't deserve it.

Republicans hate socialism when they're no longer in charge of it. Personal responsibility!

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