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Tuesday, December 16, 2008


Juan Williams is upset the sand people don't appreciate how awesome the US occupation of Iraq has been for everyone there. Juan Williams is the liberal on Fox who balances out the conservatives, fairly.

Below is a helpful chart of the worst things that have ever happened to Iraq:
  1. Mongol invasion, 1258
  2. Iran-Iraq War, 1980-88
  3. US invasion/occupation, 2003-fuck knows
  4. Hans Blix, 2003
As you can see, the US invasion ranks third on the list of most horrible things ever, coming in just below the Iran-Iraq war which killed a million people or so, but far shy of the Mongol invasion, which killed everybody. Hans Blix of course killed only a few thousand, single-handedly, with boredom.

The point is you're not allowed to call people ingrates if the event they're ungrateful for has killed hundreds of thousands of them.

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