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Monday, December 22, 2008

Fail...

Ha, oh Pakistan:
Fears grow over Pakistan terror resolve

The [Pakistani] government said it had lost track of one of India’s most wanted militants following his supposed arrest only a few days ago.

Shah Mahmood Qureshi, Pakistan’s foreign minister, said Masood Azhar, the leader of Jaish-e-Mohammad, a militant group, was not under arrest, contradicting his government’s previous claim that he was in custody.
So far everyone has been impressed that India hasn't really gone nuts over the terrorist attacks in Mumbai. They've already fought three full-blown wars with Pakistan, and even the acquisition of nuclear weapons on both sides has never gotten in the way of playing soldier. India and Pakistan remain the only two belligerents ever to insist on killing each other over a fucking glacier*.

So India is going about this all wrong so far. If it really wants to be a global superpower, it needs to learn from the master and invade Nepal for no reason because fuck you thats why.

*The Siachen glacier is also the only glacier with its own horribly formatted website.

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