Contrary to popular opinion, this has not resulted in blindness, hairy palms, or any other noticeable deformity.
For the first post I'd simply like to give readers (yes, all of you) an idea of where I stand politically. And since I'm lazy I'll just post this helpful chart and call it a day.
Fortunately this is right where I thought I'd fall. If anyone else is interested in seeing their political leanings in helpful proximity to Hitler and Stalin, and some other more obscure leaders (Romano Prodi? wtf?), go here.